Attention women of Dallas:

My friend Daniel is lonely and has a thing for fishnet stockings. He's a very nice guy and a true gentleman. He's really very sweet and he'll treat you like a princess. Please start wearing more fishnets and flirting with more Vietnamese guys. Thank you.

Love,
Amie Tripodi


EDIT
I was told to mention his striking resemblance to Brad Pitt, despite the aforementioned Vietnamese heritage.